DISCLAIMER: The Star Trek characters are the property of Paramount Studios, Inc and Viacom. The story contents are the creation and property of Djinn and is copyright (c) 2000 by Djinn. This story is Rated PG.
Two Characters in Search of a
Drink
by Djinn
The woman was sitting at a table when he walked
in. Her hair was half down, the front loose and long around her face. The back
was still in an elaborate updo that she was quickly
dismantling. She added several pins to a growing stack on the
table.
He took the seat opposite her. She barely
glanced at him. The waitress came over and he looked at what the woman was
having, wrinkling his nose at her choice of a carbonated beverage. "Jack and
Ginger," he requested. The waitress nodded and left.
The woman looked up as if she just realized he
had arrived. "So they finally let you go?"
He scooted an empty chair closer, put his feet
up on it. "Yep. I'm free. The bitch finally went to
bed." The waitress set his drink in front of him. He caught her arm as she tried
to leave. "Bring me another of these, sweetheart. I'll be done with this one in
no time."
The woman looked at him with distaste. "Must
you do that?"
He raised an eyebrow at her. "Do
what?"
"The same thing you do every time we go
somewhere. Drink too much, get obnoxious, sing kareoke."
"No kareoke here." He
looked around. "Hey they have darts though. Wanna take
me on." He waggled his eyebrows at her.
"In your dreams,
Vulcan."
"Half-Vulcan. Why does everyone seem to forget
that?"
"Because your human
half is so irritating maybe?"
He drained his drink. "I like it. I like my
human half. Completely unfair the way she makes me behave. Like some kind of robot. I mean I'm a human too for
god's sake. Why would anyone in their right mind embrace that stale
lifestyle?"
She looked at him unmoved. "Oh, perhaps because they had a modicum of
class?"
He laughed. "Oh yeah, like you like your men
with class."
"Actually I do. That's why I really don't like
you, Spock."
He clutched at his heart. "Ah, Chrissie, you
wound me."
"Look just because she had me fall in love with
you doesn't mean that I really feel that way. Any more than you act a bit like
the character she writes for you."
"I am the character," he
said.
"Oh sure. One minute you're acting just the way she makes you.
Then, when she isn't looking, you revert to this persona that is apparently the
real you. Ick."
"Well that's your opinion, I guess." He got up,
wandered over to the jukebox. "Got a quarter, hon?"
"No."
He reached into his pocket and fished out some
coins. "Hey look, I do after all. Oh here's a good one."
The strains of a popular melody came over the
speaker. He struck a Fred Astaire pose, held out his
hand to her, "Come on Chrissie, dance with
me."
"Why?"
"Because I love you, that's
why."
"Would you stop saying that. I've told you before, I'm not
going out with you."
He sat down, laughing at her. "You're just
jealous because I have more lines."
"I'm just jealous that you have a
character."
"So do you."
She shook her head, "No sir, I don't. I am a
foil. I am there to show how totally inhuman you are. To be
everywoman. I have no other motivation, interests, hobbies. I am a one dimensional
construct."
"Well just because you aren't the most complex
character ever written is no reason to take it out on me." He sulked briefly,
until the waitress brought him another drink.
"Not complex? If I were any less complex I wouldn't exist."
"Chrissie, you get to love
*
"Not if you were like you were when she is
writing you. But the real you is so, so..." she stopped to search for the
word.
"Sexy?" He offered. "Irresistible?
Overwhelming? Gorgeous?"
"Irresponsible. Cheap.
Annoying. Vain." She
countered, pulling another pin out of her hair.
"Well, babe, when you got it..."
"Oh please. You're a Vulcan. No Vulcan would
say 'when you got it dot dot
dot'!"
"As I keep pointing
out. I'm half human. And have I
mentioned that this half human is really liking the way
you look tonight."
"Is sex all you ever think
about?"
He pondered her question for a moment, "No. I
think about drinking. I think about sleeping in and Manchester United Soccer. I
know my Mom wasn't English, but god what a team."
"You are a waste of good
air."
"Ouch." He watched as the bartender left to
take the trash out. Looking around for the waitress and not finding her, he
rushed to the bar and poured himself another drink.
"God, you are loathsome. I really wish she'd
find me another love interest."
Spock drained his drink. Still alone at the bar
he poured himself another drink then walked back to his chair. Kicking his feet
back up and nearly missing the chair, he looked over at her. "Oh like who? McCoy?"
"That
sadist?? I don't think
so."
"Scotty?"
"Please. The man is an incompetent bungler with
a fake accent."
"Chekov?"
"He likes men."
Spock looked surprised, "Really? I didn't know
that. Fascinating."
She was sorry she had said anything when she
realized that he was filing the information away for future use. Christine saw
the waitress walk back in. She held up her now empty glass of soda and watched
as the woman poured her another drink.
"I've got it, Sulu!"
"He's a pacifist monk. Don't you ever pay
attention to what's going on around you?"
"Apparently
not. Ok. Then how
about Uhura. That's why you dodge all my advances. You like
women!"
"Wrong again, Spock. Aren't you forgetting
someone?"
"No way."
"Oh yeah."
"Kirk?"
"Kirk."
He looked perturbed. "He's a womanizing
blowhard that is only in love with his ship."
"Sure he is, just like you are an intelligent
and dignified example of the Vulcan race." Spock stuck out his tongue at her.
"For your information, Jim happens to be a sensitive and caring
man."
"And you're in love with
him?"
"I am."
Spock drained his glass, got up, stalked over to her chair. She ignored him until he pulled
her up violently and began to kiss her passionately. She struggled and finally
kneed him hard in the groin. He leaned over, gasping violently. "Why'd you do
that?"
"Because you disgust me and if you touch me
again so help me..."
A tap-tap sound filled the bar. Christine
looked around wildly. Her hair was suddenly back in the
woven bun. She felt her gaze turn to Spock with adoration.
He gazed back with disinterest, cold and
emotionless and unattainable.
As they were called back to the ship, Christine
muttered to herself. "I hate it when she has insomnia."
FIN