DISCLAIMER: The Buffy the Vampire Slayer characters are the property of Mutant Enemy, Joss Whedon, and Fox Studios. The story contents are the creation and property of Djinn and are copyright (c) 2001 by Djinn. This story is Rated PG.
Not So Stupid
by Djinn
Harmony held up her new
treasures. "Spike,
please?"
He didn't even look up from
the television.
"You know I can't do it
myself." She was pouting now. It usually worked.
"Oh, all right, but you
have to keep it down. Dawson's Creek
is about to start."
"Whatever." She happily snatched up her package and
hurried over to him.
He let her settle into his
lap then inspected her booty. "More
makeup?"
"Isn't it the
coolest?" She was glad he was so
good at doing her face. She hated the
thought of not looking her best. And she
really wanted to look her best tonight. So she'd
splurged for this awesome stuff.
Eyeliner, liquid of course, harder to put on but she loved the way it
looked. Or used to, when she could still
see her reflection. She'd grabbed every
color they had. She saw him reach into
the bag for something else. Oh, crap—she
tried to reach it first.
He evaded her hands and held
up the receipt. "Harm? Did you pay for this?"
She tried again to snatch it
out of his hand but he pulled it away.
"Like, duh. I'm a
vampire. I take what I want. I just needed a bag so I grabbed this from
another customer."
He read the receipt out
loud. "Eyeliner peacock $23.00,
eyeliner cobalt $23.00, eyeliner jet $23.00.
I'm seeing a pattern here."
She turned on her best
defiant look. "Well, I really like
this store. I want to be able to go
back."
He read a little more of the
receipt. "Oh hold on. You charged this?"
She tried not to look
guilty. "Ummm."
"You have a charge
card? I've been letting you live here free
and clear and you have a charge card you forgot to tell me about?"
"Well, it's not exactly
mine."
"Whose exactly is
it?"
"Daddy's," she
mumbled as she reached into the bag and grabbed the first color that came to
hand. "You said you'd put this on
for me."
He pushed the tube away. "You're using your Father's credit
card?"
She shrugged.
He pushed her off suddenly
and stood up. She fell onto the floor,
grunting as she hit the cement.
He stared down at her. "You told me you killed your
parents."
She began to gather up the
contents of her bag. "Just because
that's what you and your other sick friends did, doesn't mean I have to do
it. I have a mind of my own, you know."
"Actually, that's news
to me."
She scowled at him. "I hate it when you get mean like
this. What's your problem anyway?"
"I'm running around,
hustling every day for money, reduced to selling information to the slayer and
her gang of morons for cash to buy blood and you've had revolving credit this
whole time?"
"So you think I should
have let you borrow it? Oh that would
look just great. I can see my dad now,
'Gee, honey, why are you buying so much stuff at the liquor store and the
butcher?' I'm just sure,
Spike."
"You still talk to your
father?"
"Yeah, Spike. I still talk to my dad. And to my mom. And to my brother in Boston. What's your deal?"
He stalked toward her. "Maybe you missed the orientation lecture
during that graduation kill-fest you were turned at, but vampires don't keep in
contact with their families!"
"There was no lecture so
don't try to trick me. And why shouldn't
I keep in contact. I was rich, and I
still can be. All it takes is a little
bit of work to keep them from worrying about why I don't live with
them." She was momentarily
distracted as she thought of all her parent's daytime activities. "That would be ugly, I can just see mom
rushing in and trying to get me to go out to see her new azalea. That would so bite. This way I can just go home when I want to
and I can live you know"—she glanced around the crypt in barely veiled
disgust—"other places."
At his look she threw her
head back in impatience. "I got the
idea from that guy the slayer is doing.
You know, secret agent soldier guy.
My parents think I'm working on this really, really secret project. I told them I couldn't talk about it but I
was protecting the free world."
"And they believed
you?"
"Of course they
did. My parents believe in giving back
to the community. Mom recycles, you
know."
"No, Harm, I mean they
believed that the government would actually want you for a special
project? Other than as a subject, of
course."
"There you go being mean
again. Of course
they believed me." She held up an
eyeliner and shook it at him.
"You're in a really bad mood now.
I don't want you to do my eyes anymore—you'll mess it up on purpose and
I'll never know until someone laughs at me." She glanced down at her new gold watch. Now he'd made her late. She moved around the crypt, gathering up her
things.
"What are you
doing?"
"I'm moving
out." She threw the last of her
stuff into an expensive carryall and walked over to him. "The slayer seems to have forgotten all
about me. And you're never nice
anymore. I've been meaning to tell you I
was moving but you're always out. So,
I'm telling you now."
"You can't just
leave. How will you fend for
yourself? I mean look at you, Harm,
you're slow or something."
She hid her hurt. "No, Spike. I'm not.
I've had to do a lot of thinking the last few months and I found out
something kind of amazing. I can take
care of myself. I don't need you, or
anyone else."
"So
you're going off to be by yourself?"
"Of course not. I met this amazing man at that boutique
Cordelia was working at before she bailed.
I've seen him quite a few times."
Not that Spike had even noticed.
"Anyway, he's from LA. Has
this huge mansion up in Bel Air. It has
very thick curtains." She smiled
happily. "And he's going to take me
to all the cool shops. Versace, Prada,
Manolo Blahnik.
It will be so perfect."
"So you met another
vampire."
"He's not a
vampire. He just likes them. You know, really, really likes them. Especially blonde, pretty ones."
"What happened to Harmony
the Liberated?"
She laughed as she opened the
door. "I said I could take care of
myself. I didn't say I wanted to. See you around, Spike." She threw her bags outside then laughed meanly
as she glanced around the crypt.
"Or maybe not."
As the door closed behind her
she heard the sound of crashing glass.
So much for that new bottle of single malt she'd surprised him
with. She saw the slayer coming down the
path and for once didn't feel like running away. She stood defiantly in her way. "Buffy."
Her enemy looked
confused. "Harmony. Shouldn't you be fleeing in terror?"
"I'm moving
out." Hope you're happy now,
she thought bitterly.
"Oh. Gee.
That's too bad."
She gathered up her things
and squared her shoulders. Bel Air was a
great place. She was going to be so
happy. "Well. Bye and all that."
Buffy stood in her way,
seemingly stunned. "Yeah. Bye."
Harmony moved around her,
tensed for a moment in anticipation, then relaxed as no stake entered her
back. See, I'm on my way. She made it five steps before tears began to
well. Take care of him, she tried
to mentally send to the other woman. Take
care of my blondie bear.
A man got out of a parked
limo, opened the door and took her bags as she climbed into the back seat. She saw her new friend waiting for her with a
wide smile on his handsome face. He took
her hand, bent his lips to touch her skin, then noticed her eyes. "Why are you sad, my lovely
one?" His accent was as exquisite
as she remembered.
"I'm just happy to see
you, Francois." she said as she brushed the tears away. "These are tears of joy."
As the car pulled away, she
allowed herself one quick look, just long enough to see Spike and Buffy leaving
together. She fought back more tears
then pasted on a bright smile as she turned back to her companion. "Totally tears of joy."
FIN