DISCLAIMER: The Buffy the Vampire Slayer characters are the property of Mutant Enemy, Joss Whedon, and Fox Studios. The story contents are the creation and property of Djinn and are copyright (c) 2000 by Djinn. This story is Rated PG.
Gossip
by Djinn
"Wesley, I know that he said we were
fired. But I'm sure he didn't mean it. I think he meant it more in the way that
I say you're a useless waste of air? Uh yeah that was a joke. God, Wesley,
please! Crap, someone's at the door. Can I call you right back?"
Cordelia hung up the phone and hurried over
to the door. She pulled back the deadbolt lock that she'd asked Angel to
install after Faith's visit. The lock immediately slammed back into place. She
sighed and pulled it back again. It stayed open only a second before locking
again.
"Phantom Dennis," she muttered.
"I don't need this right now."
She pulled the lock and this time it stayed
open. She opened the door the length the little security chain would allow.
"Look, I'm really busy and...Harmony?"
"Hey, Cordy. It's been like forever and
I was missing you! Can I come in?"
Cordelia shook her head in stunned silence.
"Oh, c'mon, Cordy. Let me in. We have so
much to catch up on."
"Yeah, like the fact that you're a
vampire?" Cordelia began to close the door.
"Okay, okay, I'm a vampire. But this is
important, Cordelia. Please?"
Sighing, she pulled the door back open.
"What?"
"I need to get a message to Angel."
"You? Need to get a message to Angel?
How do you even know him?"
"Everybody knows him. In my new circles,
I mean. And Spike talked about him."
"Spike?"
Harmony smiled sadly. "Before I lost
him. He threw me out, can you believe that?"
"You. And Spike? And you made fun of me
and Xander?"
"Spike is totally cool! Or he was before
everything happened."
"Uh huh." Cordelia knew her face
lacked any sympathy. "Look, Harmony, I'm not exactly sure where Angel is
at the moment. But give me the message and I'll make sure he gets it."
Harmony seemed unsure. Cordelia shook her
head in frustration and began to close the door. Harmony's hand came out.
"Okay, okay. Just tell him Spike and Buffy."
"Spike and Buffy what?"
Harmony scowled. "You know.
Together."
"No. Way."
"Way."
"I thought she was with some Rigby
guy?"
"Riley. And he's gone. Spike had
something to do with that. It's just too bizarre." Harmony looked
extremely pissed. "I mean why would he pick her when he could have
me?"
"Yeah." Cordelia shifted a bit to
get a better view of her former friend. Being a vampire had done nothing for
her fashion sense. "So why do you think Angel would care?"
"Well, everybody knows he's totally in
love with Buffy. He's not going to be happy. Maybe he'll come and take care of
this once and for all."
Harmony was still so out of touch. Between
Darla and Drusilla, Angel had pretty much put his little prison slayer and pen
pal, Faith, much less the more distant Buffy, out of his mind. "Thanks for
dropping by, Harmony. I'll be sure to tell Angel."
"You're sure I can't come in?"
Harmony held up a large magazine and tried to look innocent. "I have this
month's W. And I'd love to see your new apartment and reminisce."
"Buh-bye." Cordelia closed the door
firmly ignoring Harmony's continued entreaties. She hurried to the phone and
dialed Wesley. He picked up immediately. "You aren't going to believe who
that was."
"Shall I try to guess?"
"No. It was Harmony Kendall."
"Good lord. Your blonde friend from high
school. Isn't she a vampire now?"
"Yes. And she actually thought I
wouldn't know that. Hello, vision girl working for big undead do-gooder
guy!!"
"What did she want?"
"That's the weird part. She wanted me to
give Angel a message."
"You didn't tell her we were
fired?"
"Of course not, Wesley. Jeesh."
"What was the message?"
"Buffy and Spike."
"Buffy and Spike what?"
"That's exactly what I said. Buffy and
Spike are together."
"I don't believe that."
"Why not? She went out with Angel."
"Yes, but he has a soul."
"And Spike has a chip. One that won't
stop working if he's momentarily happy, if you get my drift."
"Ohhhh."
"Yeah."
"We can't tell Angel this."
"Of course not."
"Not that we could anyway, especially
when I'm not sure where he is."
"Staking his little family, hopefully.
What if Drusilla gets wind of this?"
"Who would tell her?"
"Harmony."
"We haven't been able to find her I doubt
that Harmony will."
"You're probably right. So have you
heard from Gunn?"
##
The room was smoky and very dark. Darla
watched as a blonde vampire walked up to the bar. "Hey, I'm looking for
Drusilla."
"Never heard of her," the woman behind
the bar replied without turning around.
Darla wondered if this new vamp had any idea what Dru looked like.
"It's very important."
"Sorry," the brunette turned and
busied herself with the inventory.
The vampire slumped on a barstool. "Do
you have anything fresh back there?"
Clearly she had no clue she was talking to Dru.
Darla rose and walked to the bar. "It's
on me. Give her the good stuff." She looked at the vampire. "You're
new around here." She played with a lock of the vampire's long hair.
"And you're looking for Drusilla?"
The vampire grimaced and jerked away.
"Do you know where she is?"
"Maybe." She reached for the
vampire's hair again.
"Look, this isn't funny." The
vampire's face changed as her frustration grew.
Darla just laughed. Felt her own face change;
saw the other vampire look frightened. "I agree. Not funny at all."
She reached out to stroke the hair and felt the girl tremble under her touch.
"Mmmm, you're very young. What's your
name?"
"Harmony."
"A pretty name. Mine's Darla."
"The Darla?" The vampire seemed to
know her.
"Yes."
"You know Spike then. And Drusilla,
you're her grandsire."
"Well, it's become a bit more complicated
than that," she said with a laugh. "Why do you want Drusilla? Is it
about Spike?"
"Yeah."
"Trust me when I say if it's bad news
you don't want to deliver it yourself. Tell me and I'll tell her."
"How do I know I can trust you?"
Darla grabbed a fistful of hair and yanked
Harmony towards here. "How do you know you can't."
"Good point." Harmony whimpered as
Darla released her. "Spike's in love with the slayer."
"With Buffy? That slayer?"
"Uh-huh."
Darla felt rage war with amusement. Spike,
killer of slayers, in love with one? With that one? Drusilla was not taking this
well—even if she was staying still behind the bar. Angel probably wouldn't like
it either. "Who else have you told?"
Harmony looked terrified that her answer
would be the wrong one. "I told Cordelia, she works for Angel."
"I know who she is."
"Oh. I told her to tell Angel."
"She won't. She'll protect him. Besides
she doesn't work for him now."
Harmony's face fell. "I wanted him to
know too."
Darla laughed. "Don't worry, sweetheart.
I'll be sure to let him know. Now you drink up and run on home to Sunnydale.
You may see us there sometime soon."
Harmony gulped and looked less than pleased
at the news. She left the bar without even finishing her drink.
Darla threw back the blood. "Hate to let
this go to waste, especially when it's on me." She set it on the bar and studied
Drusilla. "So what did you think of the news? Spike
and Buffy, quite the surprise or what you were afraid of?"
The glass in Dru's hand broke as she began to
keen. "All dirty, all dirty. The young prince has fled the kingdom."
Darla walked around the bar and forced
Drusilla's hand open. She picked bits of glass out of the skin and once the
hand was clear, lifted it to her mouth and sucked gently. Drusilla began to
purr.
"We'll get the prince back, my princess.
You'll see."
"When the King and Queen are all put
together again?"
"Just exactly," Darla said.
"I've had enough of this place and the service here is terrible." She
laughed as she pulled Dru over the drained body of the bartender and out the
back way.
FIN